Student branded for reading newspaper
The U[sic]GA community was rocked today by the news that Gump Field, a seventh-year cattle-grazing major, was actually able to read the school paper and understand some of the information that it tried to deliver.
Dorms filled with farm animals
This past fall U[sic]GA has been experiencing record numbers of students. With this recent surge the dorms on campus are beginning to become overcrowed. But the overcrowding just is not due to the waves of new students.
Athletics creates Bar Crawl team
In an attempt to find a sport that can almost guarantee success, the Athletics Department has added the Bar Crawl as a competitive activity.